Episode 64
Full House (Guess the Quote)
๐ How well do you know the Tanner family? Kids and parents put their Full House knowledge to the test in this Guess the Quote challenge, identifying famous characters from their iconic catchphrases and memorable lines. Whoโll prove theyโre the ultimate Full House fan and take home the win? ๐บ๐
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Kids vs Parents is not just a kids podcast, it's a family podcast designed for road trips, school runs, short car rides, and screen-free family fun. Each episode turns everyday travel into a kids vs grown-ups trivia battle, with kids trivia questions for the kids and tougher trivia for parents.
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Hosts: Steve Koch & Lovella Koch
Kids vs Parents is produced by Vandalpop Media
Producer: Steve Koch
Editors: Ever Cunningham, Steve Koch
Cover Design: Patrick Hardy
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Transcript
Okay, quick Full House quote before we start the episode.
Steve:Who says, watch the hair?
Lovella:Oh, that's Uncle Jesse.
Steve:Well done.
Steve:Welcome to Kids vs. Parents, the family trivia battle.
Steve:Four questions for the kids, four topic questions for the parents.
Lovella:Today we're playing Guess the Quote and the topic is Full House.
Steve:Yay, I love Full House.
Lovella:and this episode goes out to Journey from Riverside
Lovella:who's a big fan of Full House.
Steve:Wonderful.
Steve:When did you last watch Full House?
Lovella:Oh, well, I recently watched the sequel to Full House,
Lovella:like Fuller House.
Steve:Okay.
Lovella:But the last time I watched the whole thing
Lovella:was probably like three years ago.
Steve:Three years ago.
Steve:Yeah, I think I was probably a bit earlier than that
Steve:when I started introducing you to it.
Lovella:Yeah.
Lovella:Years ago.
Steve:Full House.
Steve:I love it.
Steve:I hope everybody's playing has watched Full House.
Steve:It's a wonderful series to watch.
Lovella:Wonderful family TV series.
Steve:Great family TV series.
Steve:Okay, what are we playing for today?
Steve:What is the prize for Full House Quotes today?
Lovella:How about keeping it kind of family themed?
Steve:Yeah.
Lovella:That the prize should be winner skips chores today.
Steve:If they have any chores, they get to skip their chores.
Steve:They skip the chores for today.
Steve:Oh, I like that.
Steve:So that means my chore is unpacking and packing the dishwasher.
Steve:So I get to skip that tonight if I win.
Steve:And you have to do it.
Lovella:No one said I had to do it.
Steve:Yeah, you have to do it.
Steve:No.
Steve:Well, someone has to do it.
Steve:So it'll have to be you.
Steve:So the kids will take on the parents' chore and the parents will take on the kids' chore
Steve:if they win.
Steve:I love it.
Steve:All right.
Steve:Who goes first today, Lovella?
Lovella:I think the kids should go first.
Steve:Okay, kids.
Steve:I'm going to be asking you some quotes on Full House and you have to tell me who says these
Steve:lines.
Steve:Are we ready?
Steve:Quote number one.
Steve:You got it, dude.
Steve:I'm really trying to make sure I don't say it in the way that they say them in the show.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:I don't want to give anything away.
Lovella:Oh, that's well, that is a really popular quote.
Steve:It is.
Lovella:It is Michelle.
Steve:Correct.
Steve:Well done.
Lovella:You got it, dude.
Lovella:Give us a little thumbs up.
Steve:If I had said it like that, I would have been in trouble.
Steve:you would have got it easy.
Steve:Okay.
Steve:Quote number two.
Steve:Well, pin a rose on your nose.
Lovella:Ooh.
Lovella:Well, pin a rose on your nose.
Lovella:I feel like that's like something that someone would say,
Lovella:like, not in a mean way, but maybe like a,
Lovella:like, kind of sarcastic.
Steve:It's kind of like a surprise line.
Steve:We'll pin a nose on your rose.
Steve:We'll pin a rose on your nose.
Lovella:You mean like it's meant to be sound like, oh, it's like surprise kind of thing?
Steve:I think so.
Steve:It could be used in a few different contexts.
Lovella:I feel like that's either DJ or Stephanie.
Lovella:I feel like Michelle wouldn't say that.
Lovella:I'm choosing like one of the girls because I feel like they'd say something like that.
Steve:You are in the ballpark.
Lovella:DJ or Stephanie.
Lovella:I don't know.
Lovella:We'll pin a rose on your nose.
Lovella:It depends on how you say it.
Lovella:because I feel like if it's like,
Lovella:well, pin a rose on your nose,
Lovella:it's probably DJ,
Lovella:but if it's like,
Lovella:pin a rose on your nose,
Lovella:it's probably Stephanie.
Lovella:I'm just going to go with...
Steve:This particular character
Steve:does say these kind of lines
Steve:a lot through the series,
Steve:like a few other different variations to this.
Lovella:Oh, like sarcastic-y kind of...
Steve:Or just like other kind of metaphors.
Steve:Metaphors.
Steve:She's quite famous for those, I think.
Steve:I think.
Lovella:I'm going to say...
Lovella:I'm just going to say...
Lovella:Yeah.
Lovella:No.
Steve:Come on, pick one.
Lovella:I'm going to say Stephanie.
Steve:You are correct.
Lovella:Wait, really?
Steve:Yes.
Steve:Yeah, let's go.
Steve:You got it, Stephanie.
Steve:I'm sure there's some other characters who say this occasionally too, but we're looking
Steve:for who says these lines a lot.
Steve:These are quite common lines.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:Catchphrases.
Steve:All right.
Steve:Well done.
Steve:You've got two correct.
Steve:Here we go.
Steve:Quote number three.
Steve:Hola, Tanaritos.
Steve:oh so someone who speaks spanish maybe is there someone who speaks spanish
Lovella:no i know because she calls the tanners the tanneritos all the time it's kimmy kimmy gibler
Lovella:correct yes yeah oh my gosh i'm doing so well you are doing very well i loved this show for a long
Steve:time. You have done well. I still love it. Yeah. All right. Quote number four.
Steve:If you don't get this one, I'll be very disappointed. Have mercy.
Lovella:Oh, come on. That's so easy. Is it? It's Jesse. Jesse Katsopoulos or Uncle Jesse.
Lovella:Yeah, you got it right. Have mercy. Can you say it like Uncle
Lovella:Have mercy.
Steve:Very good.
Lovella:He's like says it when he like sees a beautiful woman or something.
Steve:Oh, yeah.
Lovella:Or like he's like, whoa, we're surprised or something.
Steve:I love it.
Steve:All right.
Steve:That's great.
Steve:All right.
Steve:Well, you got a clean sweep there, Lovella.
Steve:You know, you clearly know your full house.
Lovella:Of course I do.
Steve:You're a little bit stuck there for one, but you did very, very well.
Steve:All right.
Steve:Quick score check for the kids.
Steve:Four out of four in our car.
Steve:How are you going, kids?
Steve:Parents, you're up next.
Lovella:All right, parents.
Lovella:It's time to wind your memory back to the 80s.
Lovella:Let's see if you can get these right.
Steve:Here we go.
Lovella:Quote number one.
Lovella:You got a bad attitude.
Steve:You got a bad attitude.
Steve:Ah, okay.
Steve:This feels like it's Michelle.
Steve:or is it Stephanie?
Steve:See now it's the younger one.
Steve:It's not DJ.
Steve:It's either Michelle or Stephanie.
Steve:You got a bad attitude.
Steve:I'm going to say Michelle.
Steve:I feel like it's funnier coming out of Michelle.
Lovella:Correct.
Steve:Yes.
Lovella:Yeah.
Lovella:You got a bad attitude.
Steve:Yeah.
Steve:When she was a bit older in the series.
Lovella:Hmm.
Steve:When she started talking.
Lovella:All right.
Lovella:Quote number two.
Lovella:Tell me something I don't know.
Steve:Tell me something I don't know.
Steve:That's Stephanie.
Steve:Is that Stephanie?
Steve:That's my answer.
Lovella:Correct.
Steve:Yes.
Lovella:All right.
Lovella:Good job.
Lovella:Quote number three.
Lovella:Oh, my lanta.
Steve:oh okay who says this that's one of the girls again um uh it's dj i think is this a dj this
Steve:is a DJ quote. She says that all the time, right? Super common catchphrase. DJ. Correct. Yes.
Lovella:All right. Last question. Are you ready? Okay. You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Steve:Oh, okay. So this is a famous, this is a famous quote. Who says it in Full House though? You mess
Steve:with the, what is it? You mess with the bull, you get the horns. You mess with the bull,
Steve:you get the horns. Is this going to be, I wonder if this is Joey. Joey? No, he's a lovable guy.
Lovella:It's going to be Jesse. I'm going to say Jesse. Incorrect. It was Joey. It was Joey.
Lovella:Joey Gladstone.
Steve:What's his catchphrase?
Lovella:Cut it out.
Steve:Oh, yeah.
Steve:That's right.
Steve:That's a good one.
Steve:All right.
Steve:So quick score check in your car.
Steve:Parents are on three.
Lovella:Three out of four.
Steve:Kids.
Lovella:Kids are on four out of four.
Steve:You're four out of four.
Steve:How are you guys doing playing along?
Steve:We are going to go to our bonus question now, or it could be a tiebreaker.
Steve:If you need a tiebreaker, if you're both four from four or three from three.
Steve:How this works.
Steve:First team to answer this question, to buzz in, gets two points.
Steve:Two points.
Steve:If you get it wrong, it goes to the other team.
Steve:Okay?
Steve:All right, Lovella, you have the bonus question today on your little page there.
Lovella:Mm-hmm.
Steve:Go ahead.
Lovella:Bonus tiebreaker quote.
Lovella:Clean is good and dirt is bad.
Lovella:Buzz.
Lovella:Wait.
Lovella:We jinxed it.
Lovella:At the same time.
Steve:That was exactly the same time.
Lovella:Should we just...
Steve:It's a tie for the tiebreaker.
Lovella:Can I first of all just say that even if I read the question, I still buzzed in like pretty fast.
Steve:You always say you cannot do that.
Steve:True.
Lovella:You can.
Steve:It's possible.
Steve:It's possible.
Steve:Okay.
Steve:Well, why don't you give it to me?
Steve:Because I'm coming last.
Lovella:No.
Steve:To see if I can get it.
Lovella:Why don't we just say it at the same time?
Steve:Okay.
Steve:We'll say it at the same time.
Lovella:Say this is a tie.
Steve:We'll say this is a tie.
Steve:It could be a tie.
Lovella:Technically, I would win because I'm one point ahead of you.
Lovella:So I still win, but we'll say it at the same time.
Lovella:Okay, ready?
Lovella:Three, two, one.
Lovella:Danny Tanner.
Steve:I'm saying Australian.
Steve:You're saying American.
Lovella:I'm saying it right.
Lovella:You're going like Donnie Tanner.
Steve:Because he's in America, you are saying it right, I suppose.
Steve:Danny Tanner.
Steve:Well done, Lovella.
Steve:You take out the Guess the Quote Food House episode.
Lovella:Looks like you still have to do the dishwasher tonight.
Steve:Oh, I still have to do the dishwasher.
Steve:What a bummer.
Steve:All right.
Steve:Thanks for playing along, everybody.
Steve:If you'd like to suggest a topic, you can click the link in the show notes.
Lovella:And maybe we'll feature your idea in a future episode.
Steve:We'd love to.
Steve:We're looking for more and more ideas, aren't we, Lovella?
Lovella:Yeah.
Steve:We love your suggestions.
Steve:So click that link and let us know what episode we should do next.
Steve:Lovella, lead us out with a full house quote.
Lovella:You're in big trouble, mister.
Lovella:You got to do the dishwasher.
Steve:All right.
Steve:Thanks for playing, everybody.
Lovella:Bye.
Lovella:Bye.
